Archive for August, 2011


The Twittersphere is going ablaze with trends today but for Arsenal fans, Everton midfielder Mikel Arteta is the main highlight.

Today is transfer deadline day and BBC sport states Arsenal have submitted a 10-15 million pounds for the Spanish veteran. With the departure of Fabregas and Samir Nasri, Wenger is looking to field the gap with a player of similar style and vision. Arteta, 30  is no stranger to the EPL  who has been playing for Everton since 2005. Other reports have also linked Chelsea midfielder Yossi Benayoun with the Gunner but Arsenal fans are skeptic because the Israeli international has been plagued with injuries and has struggled to get into the Chelsea first team. Who else would you like for Arsenal to bring in before the deadline comes to a close?

Mikel Arteta, Everton (2005-2011)

Appearances: 208

Goals: 35

Assists: 41

Manchester United- 8, Arsenal- 2. After such a humiliating and hopefully an eye-opening loss last Saturday, Arsene Wenger did what he does best- swinging in last-minute signings before market-transfer deadline.

It has been confirmed Arsenal have acquired striker Park Chu Young from AS Monaco this Tuesday. In addition, BBC Sport reports Brazilian left-back Andre Santos and Werder Bremen Per Mertesacker are close to completing moves to the Emirates.

A bit of relief after Arsenal’s colossal defeat at the hands of a very deadly Manchester United. For every loss there is a an excuse. In fact this scoreline did not come as a surprise because Arsenal’s excuses were very apparent. Before this game, Arsenal were cruelly exposed. Injuries sidelined consistent players Sagna, Vermaelen, Song, Wilshere and Gibbs. Red cards to Frimpong and Gervinho took away steel and quality from our game respectively. The loss of game-changing players such as Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri didn’t help either.

What followed during the game was nothing but pure disaster. A helpless Arsene Wenger watched dumbfounded from the decks. Arsenal fans sat in the stands hopeless in a frustrating and ego-crushing game as they watched Rooney, Young and company belittle a struggling team of inexperience and low-morale.

What is more frustrating other than this game was the fact that Wenger could have avoided major squad depletion if  he had brought in much needed experienced and positional players earlier in the summer. After losing Gael Clichy, Fabregas and Nasri, we were going to need a left-back to cover for Gibbs and a center back to compete with the inconsistent Djourou (widely deemed so after his poor display at Old Trafford)

The media reports Arsenal are closing in on the players they need now but why did it take for a 8-goal throbbing to happen before Wenger and the board realized they had to be active in the market? Other than that, there’s nothing to do but move on. It’s only the third game of the season so all is not lost.

Objectively, new signings such as C.Y. Park will add depth and versatility experience alongside Robin Van Persie. He is a regular competitor with experience coming from Ligue 1 who has bagged 25 goals and 8 assists in 91 appearances. In addition, he has bursts of creative flair and pace thus fans will see what he brings to the squad.

To that, fans can finally be happy with Wenger bringing in players to the team. If reports are true we will also see Santos and Mertersacker in Arsenal shirts Wednesday.

You will know what the big deal is once you’ve had your first Pronto-pup, or over-sized bucket of home-made french fries. Out in the mid-west, Minnesota is a place that takes its State Fair foods to heart- and arteries.

The food at the Minnesota State Fair is as crazy as it sounds- chocolate-covered jalapenos, pizza kabobs and cheese curds, the lines between normal and absurdity are blurred. Even the vendors themselves know it as one sign in front of the Bacon kiosk reads, “Deep-fried and chocolate covered bacon. It’s bad for you but tastes fantastic, any questions?”

Just for the fun of it, you have to indulge yourself in such ridiculousness. Other than the rib-sticking foods, there are other noteworthy attractions, There’s Minnesota’s largest pig that’s almost bigger than a tractor and weighs 1160 pounds and The Grand Stand- an enormous dome with vendors and features performances from big artists such as Weezer, Train and Maroon 5. Fair warning, the State Fair can get overwhelming with an ocean of people crowding on Underwood St- so be prepared to do a lot of walking.

With 1.7 million visitors annually, The State Fair is one of the most anticipated events to hit home and is also a symbol of tradition that is The Great Minnesota Get-together.

In the midst of the London riots, the media has continued to surface over the issue for some time now. Social commentators and news anchors have interjected their opionions and assertions about the rise of crime.

Until now, none of these comments have been racially misguided and prejudiced as historian David Starkey’s claim that the “whites have become blacks” and have been subdued to the criminal culture of Jamaicans and so forth.

What’s worse is that I can’t believe such bigotry was allowed on a prominent news source such as BBC. Starkey an “educated” man may have advocated that Blacks are the main cause and reason for the riots but here’s what London comedian Nabil Abdul Rashid had to say.

If there was such a thing as emo R&B then Toronto-based singer Abel Tesfaye would be its pioneer. The artist appropriately goes by the stage name The Weeknd which captures all of the harrowing and crazy nights in his music. Continuing with his tragic trilogy, The Weeknd dropped Thursday this August following the successful embrace of House of Balloons in March 2011.

His first endeavor left a great impression on critics and was described as “a true album, a true labor of love” despite being a mixtape. Thursday follows the same suit of House of Balloons but with more of the atmosphere that’s full of drugs, lust and pain swooning softly with disembodied and echoing vocals.

Despite the raunchy and shallow content, Thursday is shockingly captivating. Songs including “The Zone” are cold and unapologetic for crimes such as infidelity. The lyrics “I’ll give you what you called for/Just let me get in my zone/I’ll be making love to her through you/So let me keep my eyes closed” moan effortlessly over the track. The melancholic ”Rolling Stone” flows with constant acoustics that strum along to soft and easing vocals.  Most of the tracks are hard to distinguish from each other at first because of same-sounding elements but are not necessarily repetitive. Through the pleasure and regret, the whole experience of Thursday is like a hypnotic trance that traps you in a wonderful nightmare.

With 180,000+ downloads just the first day, The Weeknd will continue to bring more of those brilliant and fucked up moments. I’m looking forward to how it all ends with Echoes of Silence later in the fall. Visit The Weeknd official website to download House of Balloons and Thursday.

Microsoft’s Xbox Live network reached 35 million subscribers worldwide according to a report from Game Informer. Microsoft Xbox Live marketing manager Robin Burrowes stated, ”Our audience growth is up to 35 million people globally across those 35 countries on Xbox Live itself.”

Subscriptions are up five million from numbers released last year and Burrowes also announced that revenues came from features which fans enjoys such as purchases of games, DLC, and other digital items rather than subscriptions.

But what I really wanted to know was how Microsoft’s numbers stacked against Sony’s PlayStation Network (PSN). Unfortunately, The article left that piece of information out. But As of April 19, 2011, PSN has 77 million registered online accounts according to the Playstation Network and Qriocity, which is a lot more than Xbox Live’s new claim.

This obviously makes a lot of sense because PSN is free compared to Microsoft’s paid subscription of online entertainment,  but Xbox Live users claim they get what they are paying for and are yet to suffer from a network outage.

A friend of mine put up a status on Facebook asking about good party songs to play. Suddenly, I got the urge to make the ultimate party playlist. Here, I put together a collection of songs that can get any crowd to bop their heads, get goosebumps and more importantly get hype rock. Whether they are hot joints or old classic hits, these are songs you must play at a party if you want to get any action going.

I know there are better sources that pinpoint one’s musical taste such as Pandora but there’s nothing like creating your own playlist from your personal and social experiences.

I called this playlist “The Future is Now”- a bunch of hard-hitting jams influenced by electronica, synthesized sounds and hyper-paced bass. But after all the hype, you want things to get mellow at the end. The playlist features various genres such as rap & hip-hop, alternative, rock and electronica  & dance. Unfortunately, I’m really lacking in some solid dancehall/reggae but I haven’t been keeping up with that genre. Other than that, are there any songs on here that you would play? Or is this collection a complete swing and miss? Let me know if there are other songs that would make a great party playlist.

 

Xbox Live finally dropped the demo for Driver: San Franciso on Marketplace, so I decided to go for a test drive. In DSF, Detective Tanner returns once again to take down his longtime arch-nemesis Jericho, who has escaped  from a high-security prison. It’s as simple as that but I’m sure there’s a lot more to the story once we get the full game.

More importantly, it’s good to see the franchise make it on the next-gen platform after mediocre releases such as Parallel Lines and Driver 3. At first glance, DSF takes us back  to 70′s car-chase scenes that are full of adrenaline, excitement and carnage. Very much like the acclaimed titles on the original PlayStation.

I’m also really impressed with new additions from Developer Ubisoft such as over 120 fully licensed cars- including the Porsche 911 and Mustang Shelby for DSF. This is simply one of the best features to ever happen to the franchise. Quite frankly, tearing downhill on the streets of a beautifully rendered San Francisco in an Audi Le Mans is just  awesome.

Another cool yet odd feature to Driver is Shift and this where Driver for all its realism in car chases starts to get hairy. During the first mission, Tanner begins to explain to his partner after his near-death experience in a car-crash that he has the ghost-like ability to take control of anybody driving other vehicles. Like Jones, we find this crazy talk just as unfathomable. Suddenly we’re taking a reticule on screen that can hover over all of San Francisco then zoom and shift us into a different car.

Now Shift is a really cool dynamic that adds something fresh such as trying to finish a race in both 1st and 2nd place as you transport hundreds of meters between vehicles. However, I can’t get over the fact that Shift pushes out the all the realism that other original Driver titles once had. Developers trying to explain Tanner’s new-found powers will leave hardcore fans of the series a bit confused. Like why can’t we just jack other vehicles like normal people in GTA instead of becoming a ghost that can control cars?

Other than that, the gameplay is promising with realistic physics and smooth graphics and texture you expect to see on the next-gen platform, but it also has its shortcomings- The demo is riddled with environmental glitches as your car tends to smash through walls and get stuck in buildings. In addition,  the cars are somewhat built like tanks and handle roughly but after a few runs, you get used to the cars and better at driving.  Since this is the demo, we can cut Ubisoft some slack and hope to see a more presentable retail version when DSF hits stores Sept. 6.

Ghana’s most notorious hip-lifers are at it again- M3nsa and Wanlov the Kubolor are the FOKN BOIS  and they are the same geniuses who brought you Broken Language but now the mischievous duo are now taking jabs at our Nigerian and lesser counterparts with this just-for-laughs joint “Thank God We are not a Nigerians.” Oh and if you’ve never heard of Nigeria. They are like the Canada of Africa. Just obscure and whack. I’m joking sha! I love my Nigerian peoples.

Private Mick Ramsey stared deep into the wondrous abyss of stars and unexplored planets from his small quarters of The Hammer. After six weeks of scouring the galaxy for Pyro, he was still amazed by the universal scope these routine voyages into deep space brought. Maybe he was probably amazed by the fact that he was finally making something of himself. From working as a street rat for two-bit gangsters back on Earth to serving  as a soldier for humanity’s most powerful military organization- The Conglomerate.

He had not planned such turn of events in his life but it was a start.

But his dark brown eyes didn’t reflect that sense of achievement in the mirror. In fact, all he could see was just 19-year-old boy getting ready for another resource-salvaging mission. A big sigh left his wide chest and he almost forgot that he let the sink run wild again. He closed the raging tap, put on a body fitting shirt that a concealed a lengthy scar that ran from  his left shoulder blade to his chest.

Ramsey suddenly felt his wrist tingle and vibrate. He averted  his attention to an holographic-interfaced monitor on the wall of his bunk bed. He stepped up to it and lightly gripped his CONTECH band attached to his wrist. The metallic band lit up in a neon blue aura and began an audio and transmission feed. Static. Then a stern and professional voice cackled into clarity.

“Private Ramsey, This is Mila, can you report to the armory? I’ve got your ViroSuit ready to go but I’m afraid your GS-5 will need further calibrations.”

“Wait, you mean my rifle? Yeah, it got jammed last time I was on the field. Why can’t I just get a new one?”

“That is why we are running calibrations Mr. Ramsey, we can not just issue  ’new’ equipment  just because you damaged already effective tech,” Mila said impatiently.

Ramsey scoffed, “Are you kidding me Mila? 2.5 round-burst, 10 clip discharge with range of only 45 meters. That’s really a problem when you got Kyra trying to rip you to shreds. I gotta reload that thing like I’m wacking it off! I mean,  After all the crazy amount of funding The Conglomerate gets, you’d think we could get some decent upgrades. How come we don’t get the good stuff like Tavern and his unit?”

“That’s because you are part of a  non-essential combatant unit. Out here in Sector Horizon, your missions entail Zero threat of the Kyra. And besides, your GS-5 is spec’d for salvaging resources. Now please stop your complaining and report to the armory!”

“Just saying, we can really use some upgrades in case we encounter some Kyra. Like all we’ve had to do is just tap rocks with guns.  Personally, I’m dying to tap some alien ass.” Ramsey countered. “Wait, that came out weird.”

“Mr Ramsey!” Mila interrupted for her sake  ”You know very well that is highly unlikely.”

“No it’s not”

“There aren’t any Kyra where you operate.” Mila sighed. “Which part of non-essential combatant, do you not understand?”

Ramsey muttered under his breath, ”Your face is non-essential.”

“What was that?”

“Nothing! reporting to the armory”

^^^

In seconds, Ramsey made his way into the armory through a high-speed elevator. A door bolted with tungsten-titanium alloy and a computed lock  that had individually  poster sized characters  ”ARMORY” permanently engraved onto it  stood in front of him. He raised his CONTECH-strapped wrist to confirm identity and the “AR” and “MORY” mechanically split open.

Ramsey had seen a lot of sci-fi movies with virtual Virtual Intelligence programs that had super-sexy automated voices back on Earth but ARA was the sexiest by far. He considered it a top-notch cliche. It was like a  super sophisticated robot Angelina Jolie having phone-sex over a PA system. He couldn’t help but smile as the door whirred and hissed open  ”EN-TERING AR-MORY, WEL-COME PRI-VATE RAM-SEY.”  He tried not shudder with delight as the software program greeted him.

He noticed Mila hunching over her spec desk. Her dark thin eyebrows were scrunched in serious concentration over various interfaces that were attached to a rounded laptop. Light and numbers rolled off her light and almost-pale skin as she worked several diagnostics for ViroSuits and GS-5s. Her leather-clad work uniform gave her petite physique some edge and definition, especially in her butt. But Ramsey would never tell her that. Initially, he thought she got the job because she may have been one of the attractive women aboard The Hammer but she was damn good at what she did. After all, she was some sort of prodigy genius.

One time, he looked her up on a search engine Yoodle. She graduated with a bunch of latin-sounding honors in Engineering and Biology from the prestigious Vescit University on planet Voranin. After six months with registering for a military program in The Conglomerate, Mila was posted as  the youngest Chief weapon and tech expert for the engineering unit aboard The Hammer. Her file came with recommendations and great engineering achievements but her biggest contribution to the Conglomerate was coming up with a scientific theory that utilized natural resources such as Pyro to research and upgrade weapons and tech via sector-wide. Ramsey didn’t know much about the scientific terms or  findings and other crap like that but what Mila discovered was a technological breakthrough. Pyro was an abundant resource all over various planet sectors and the fact that it could have been used to help fight the war on Invasion was another milestone discovery for humanity. Her research led to galactic fundings from peace organizations and business corporations to back The Conglomerate on their mission to keeping Universal Peace for humanity and other extraterrestrial races. Because of Mila, soon the War on Invasion would be won.

Then came the politics, Ramsey didn’t want to get into it but he never understood why Mila still worked as some scientist on a service ship. With her record, she could have gained  a senate seat as universal bureaucrat or ambassador for Universal Defense at The Representatives. Funny thing is, no one ever knew why she didn’t even pursue such an honor. She even turned down the press and media outlets that wanted to consult her after she deciphered the known elements of Pyro. But Ramsey wasn’t going to get into it.

He stood at the other end of the room to see if she’d notice him but he was convinced she was lost in her own world of advanced weaponry.

“Good, you are here,” she said.

“Yeah, if you didn’t notice, ARA welcomed me,” Ramsey replied sarcastically

“Well don’t just stand there, come test out your suit and I re-assembled your GS-5 so it should operate without any…inconsistencies” Mila emphasized the last word as her emerald-colored eyes fixated on the young soldier.

“Yeah, thanks” Ramsey said nonchalantly.

Mila finally looked up after hearing the withdrawal in his voice. Ramsey was just another young kid who thought being a soldier for The Conglomerate was the closest thing to becoming a movie star. Always hungry for a fight and adoration of the media and public. He did everything with enthusiasm but the routine missions were starting to take a toll on him. But he brought it on himself.

“Look, you do know most of the funding goes into units with higher priority missions and that is sometimes why we don’t always receive the best equipment but I do what I can to get them to standard functionality. You are the only personnel here that complains about the tech here. You should realize that the Representatives let us work within our means. You of all people should understand Mr. Ramsey that we are just an engineering and salvage crew.”

“Which is basically like the sewage department of The Conglomerate, I don’t even know why I let Jason talk me into this damn unit!”

“What we do saves lives! You may not respect this unit but you need to remember and appreciate that,” Mila retorted sternly.

All Mila could hear was the hum of the ventilation and holographic buzzes filling the silence. Surprisingly, Ramsey didn’t talk back but reluctantly looked away and nodded.

“Your registered ViroSuit is ready. Upload your CONTECH link to it, equip your GS-5 and rendezvous with your team at The Bay in 5. And don’t forget to start up your log before you leave.”

“Okay, mom.”

Mila sighed. Ramsey looked into a monitor recording activity in the armory. He raised his wrist to another virtual interface display screen on a desk adjacent to Mila’s.

“Audio Log #7, Cycle 647. September 7, 2188. Private Mick Ramsey Reporting in for resource location and salvaging mission to Alura. Intelligence and VI program ARA pinpointed it’s another planet which exhibit numerous desposits of… you guessed it. Pyro! And my team will take a Hammer shuttle to scrap all that good old material from rocks with crappy equipment so ESSENTIAL COMBATANTS can get their precious reserves to upgrade their already kick-ass weapons on top of their ridiculous amount of funding from The Representatives.”

“Please try to remain professional, Ramsey,” Mila pleaded.

“Ramsey out.”

Ramsey walked up to a platform that harbored a bunch of padded leather-looking suits that bikers back on Earth. His locker held his ViroSuit v.2.1 #00938188. After unlocking the maximum potential of Pyro, a harnessed fiery element could optimize adrenaline to flow through the body constantly at will, enhance vital signs and of course, three of the human senses that assist greatly with eye and hand coordination, and speed up movement to 25 percent. It could adapt to hostile environments of planets such as Xeranon, its climate burned at 250 degrees but the VS would keep its subject cool by utilizing limited amounts of Pyro injected through the suit. The suit even came with mini first-aid kit compartment at the back.

Ramsey slipped on the suit easily. The first time he put it on,  he was amazed at how perfectly it fit. However, given the ViroSuit’s bio-synthetic features, it could  adjust to any body type via endomorph or mesomorph. For Ramsey, that wasn’t even the coolest part. As much as Ramsey got tired of salvaging. The VS turned you into this mini-superman, a temporary invincibility machine.

His CONTECH link started to blink the neon sky-blue  aura  as it was attached to the skin of his left-wrist. It then attached to the leather seam of his VS suit. Suddenly, a reinforced metallic-casing emerged from the VS then started to encapsulate his arms, his torso, the casing then wrapped around this legs. Finally, Ramsey’s neon-lights that represented Pyro readings and power, fluctuated through core parts of the suit. The middle of his metal chest radiated with Pyro. The back of his shoulder blades and forearms indicated he was up and running and ready for duty.

“GS-5 is locked and loaded,” Ramsey stated as his rifle lit up and coordinated with his CONTECH link.

Soon, Ramsey’s exposed head looked like it had a shelled core exterior that split from the nape of his neck. It then conjoined into a helmet with a triangular shaped visor that served as a  Heads-up display that briefed him with the following information on his vitals. ” You know, I hate these missions Mila but I gotta admit, these suits are kick-ass.” Ramsey’s automated and transmitted voice erupted from his helmet.

“VI-RO-SUIT ON-LINE!”