Category: Anything Goes


“So, what is the closest you have ever come to death?” I saw Britney’s small pink lips curve into a sinister smile of her short petite face.  I could even hear her tongue  lingering on the last word of her question. I was slightly taken aback. I wasn’t surprised by the random question. I was surprised at how she casually asked it. Most people pause and ask carefully because they understand the weight behind such a question yet she seemed so unperturbed about asking me something as significant as Death. It was as if the question never had any power on how to dictate her approach for she had the  gravity of question’s power deep within her and could summon it whenever she pleased. Her confident glance fixated on me and I tried to match hers. She could barely contain the excitement in her pale blue eyes from anticipation to hearing my answer. I got the feeling that the stories I’d share with her would be intimate and sensual for her. I watched her part a lush golden strand of hair from her forehead while she smoked her Marlborough with the feigned elegance of a star actress. The end of her cigarette lit up in glowing amber and I watched curly thin grey strips of smoke float and fade into the atmosphere of a chilly November night. I wanted another sip of my Heineken but the cold forced my hands into the comforting pockets of my favorite blue hoody.  We were only separated by a small stone table in an outdoor seating area on a clean sidewalk with the strip of neon-lit bars and small business stores. Despite the noisy and indistinct voices and the wailing of cop sirens in the distance, it was only her presence that prevailed throughout the night. I felt relaxed. I even felt important as I caught passersby looking twice our way because a girl like her was with me.

“Well?” She asked again with graced impatience through the guise of her constant smile before I realized I had been nodding the whole time without saying anything.

“Oh yeah, the closest I’ve ever come to Death? Wow,  that’s a really interesting question,” I chuckled nevoursly trying to stall for more time. “Umm,” I slowly kept bobbing my head as if the answer would jumble into my mouth.I tried to capture or even recreate the scariest memories that I thought I wouldn’t live through but then I realized that I was most sheltered and cared for boy who ever lived. A perfect childhood of toys, first birthday parties, Saturday morning cartoons and games of hide and seek with friends and siblings. Even at 22, I still hadn’t lost my…innocence.

I lifted my head up to Britney. Her confident gaze still held me, waiting for my answer. The thing about Death is that It’s never been apart of my life. Britney had asked me a very irrelevant question. To truly come close to Death, it has to directly affect you someway or you will never understand. I mean I have some grandparents that are dead but I didn’t really know them. I didn’t even care for them. Same with uncles, aunts and a close friend’s other friend who I thought was an asshole. If it’s never happened to someone that you love, then there’s no impact. That didn’t mean I turned my back on Death. Death could come for me or someone who meant a lot to me any day any second. It’s always on the back of my mind. Every damn second. I’m not scared. I’m  just aware. Sometimes when I wake up I feel bad for not thinking whether I was going to die today. For now, I guess Death wasn’t ready for me yet. Death wouldn’t give me the time of day so sometimes Death sent its close cousin Danger. I had brushes with Danger and even those experiences were pitiful. I broke  my left wrist falling off a slide but was immediately soothed by my mother to comfort me through the pain. I had glass cut deep into my ankle but had my father yanked out the bloody shard and shut me up before I could even scream, I fell into a 35-foot well trying to chase a soccer ball but had my friends pulled me up before I felt the fear of what it’s like to drown. Death never humbled me. Death never marked me. Not yet anyway. So I just didn’t know how to deal with it or what to expect. It became this useless game of torture and I decided to move on with my life but I never moved on so far enough that I ever forgot. I wished I had said all of that to Britney. Instead I just told her about a car accident that happened to me and my mother when I was nine. Some drunk driver  smashed us from behind then somehow  flipped his SUV  onto oncoming traffic.  Him and five other people  died. One of them was five-year old kid. My mother caught a serious neck and head injury and had to get admitted to the hospital. I was fine.

Britney’s smile was gone. She paused  and took a long draft  from her cigarette then blew a grey darted mist in my face.  ” Lucky. I guess that’s death’s way of saying I can have you when I want.”

I took in what she said with reflective silence and nodded. “How about you?”

The Theory of Hipster Relativity by Dustinland

If you ever heard someone say or tell you “I was using Twitter before it got popular,” or “Dude, I was like wearing thick rimmed glasses before Kid Cudi made them look cool,” chances are that person is someone who really has low-self esteem but tries to make up for it through social narcissism and an elitist choice of lifestyle. In simpler terms, that person is a hipster. Well, that’s not a nice thing to say but I will try and tell you why it came to that.

Hipster- a word that is so horribly vague that there is no way to pinpoint its meaning or origin. So I will be honest. This projection is only based from what I’m experiencing or more like discovering in my society of 20-somethings and over. I don’t know what the word specifically means or who it is supposed to define but through the shifting of pop-culture between the underground and mainstream, its connotation now is not good. To my understanding, I believe something terrible happened for the word hipster because it is now  branded with a certain stigma. At first, if you were a hipster, you were someone who was cool and unique. A person who brought innovative creativity that changed the way people think and do things for the better. Whether it was music, art, fashion or even politics. The hipsters were people who brought about inspiration in others.

Now, a hipster is someone who believes they are doing all those things but know too well that they are wearing a mask of fakerism and deceit. A hipster does things because it’s “cool” not understanding why or how the choice they made is essential to themselves. The hipster now is not genuine or sincere. The hipster wants to take credit for a movement they didn’t start but wants to highjack for their own personal gain. The hipster now wants all that is good to be drowned in his or her own delusions of confidence. The hipster is a douchebag.

So where did it all go wrong? Well like I said, it started with my social interactions and experiences- on the YouTube comment section of videos,  the parties I go to, and the things I hear. So there are no facts here but I’m making a plea that I hope you can identify with. Sometimes, I just feel like I’m surrounded by people who think they are better than others because they don’t share their same plane of “unique” tastes. Just because someone doesn’t  know what you know or doesn’t agree with you on a certain topic doesn’t give you the right to insult or belittle others. Here’s exactly what I mean:

I don’t know how skinny jeans for dudes became a trend but they did. To be honest, I like them and I even think they are fashionable. It’s 2011, and we’re transitioning from the baggy basketball jerseys of  ’02 to the H&M of body hugging button-up shirts. That’s cool. I have a lot of friends who make skinny jeans look good and more power to them. However, I will never wear them because  they look impractically tight and are clinically proven to be unhealthy for the scrotum. That’s been my thought out decision from day one. Another thing that I don’t like about skinny jeans are the assholes wearing them who think they are so irresistibly cool with swagger and superior to anyone who doesn’t wear them. I remember telling some guy at a party that I didn’t like skinny jeans because they weren’t my style. This guy looked at me  like as if I had insulted his mother. He replied “Seriously? That’s lame bro.” It was as if his crotch-hugging jeans were the foundation of his character and I had attacked it with my honest opinion. To me that’s your hipster. A person who places their sense of being into material things and activities. Desperately wanting to gain the approval of others through those things instead of who they are as a person.

One YouTube comment I highlighted from one user had the cynicism of a typical hipster all over it. “Toro Y Moi is such a great artist. He makes really good music and I’m glad a lot of  people don’t know much about him. The radio plays shitty music and I can’t stand people who think Kesha and Katy Perry are great artists. Those idiots don’t know anything lol.” I agree, Toro Y Moi is a great and upcoming techno artist but I don’t think it’s great that “a lot of people don’t know about him” because they should at least check him out if they like Electronica or techno music. I know I’d be happy if I heard him on the radio but his presence is mostly based online via music blogs and social media.

When I said I didn’t like dubstep and that it sounds distorted to me, some hipster douchebag told me ”Man, you don’t know good techno. Dubstep is the greatest thing on earth but only few people know about it. You’re obviously not one of them.” But here’s one of most typical hipster statements I hate the most. “Man, I was way into Drake before you got on him with ‘Best I Ever Had.’ Y’all just bandwagon. Y’all don’t know about that Comeback Season when he was underground.”

Oh Wow! Do you want a freaking cookie? What credit are you possibly trying to claim? Yeah, you’re awesome and obviously a better human being because you heard this song three months before I did. I must be definitley wrong if I don’t agree with you on something that is totally relative to preference. My hat’s off to you for pointing that out and achieving  such an accomplishment. I don’t get it- because I don’t know what you know, listen to what you to listen to, dress like you or do what you do, I’m a loser? I’m an idiot? I’m not cool? I’m not up to your snobby standard of quality to pick out bands people have never heard of? It’s people like that who give the true hipsters a bad name.

First. I don’t get why people need to hold on these insignificant things about pop-culture to uplift themselves or justify whatever they do. It’s coming to downright narcissism. You say you were wearing plaid shorts before some  artist made it popular. Hmm… so how come when you started wearing plaid shorts that they didn’t become popular? Oh yeah, that’s right that artist made plaid shirts popular by marketing them under a brand name but you’re just jealous because you never made any money off plaid shorts. Don’t worry I get it.

So to all the “hipsters,” if you think wearing certain clothes or listening to “underground” music equates to some sense of individualism or higher being than others, you’re dead wrong.  That’s a dreaded misconception that has been placed within our society by ignorant people such as yourselves. The real hipsters do whatever they want  because it is simply  true to their nature. Their style, fashion and beliefs are genuine to them. They love what they do and will share what they have learned with others who aspire to do what they do. Real hipsters don’t need approval of others or go around begging others to follow them. They already have people who want to follow them out of their own will.

Your true hipsters are people like Madonna, who brought about the art of weird costumes and pleasantly strange music only for others like Lady Gaga to follow the same road or Barack Obama who heavily used social media to connect with and make use of younger vote to make history. (Okay, being black helped too)

But all that’s been destroyed by a young society of people that are so narcissistic and think they deserve credit for things they never created but are lucky to be a part of. Sadly, today’s hipsters will never realize that because they are too busy telling others how cool they are because of some obscure band they discovered on Pandora. This is why people hate hipsters.

They hurled and climbed over huge rocks and boulders. Their hands pressed on anything that would help lift their encumbering weight. Their fingers desperately looking for cracks within rough surfaces for grip. They rushed after PYRATE who effortlessly maneuvered through the terrain by crushing boulders and hovering over small cliffs. The machine  cleared a safe pathway for its human companions as it tore through obstacles. It displayed on its roughed-metal shoulders that they were 678 meters away from Tyrus’s location. The holographic numbers kept scrolling down as if it were jackpot slot. They were getting closer.

The violent winds antagonized them as they struggled to keep pace. With all their might, they  moved as fast as their suits would let them. The adrenaline-supplements from their injectors flowed within every inch of their beating hearts. They raced against time because there was no time. For time brought about the impending fate that was out to collect Tyrus’s life. Every move they made was a plea for time to give more of what it could not itself. Like the sands in an hourglass, it came pouring down quickly and violently and they were the hands moving to turn around its course. Hanson feared for Tyrus the most. The mere thought of him alone- trying to fend off flesh-ripping monsters- She did not even want to think about it and kept on rushing behind Ramsey.

Ramsey activated his CONTECH. He hoped that signs of life would come through his communicator. “Come in Tyrus! We’re here! We’re 350 meters away from your position. Just hold on!” Ramsey pleaded. There was no response only more sounds of fired shots and alien screams skipping through the static. Then Tyrus’s voiced beamed through.

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Hanson rushed  to Ramsey’s side. She began checking for any extensive damage to his suit. In that moment she assumed the role of a instinctive mother running to her child’s aid.  ”Oh my God. What were you thinking taking on that thing? It almost killed you!”

“Yeah? I didn’t notice, I guess I was too busy trying to cover your ass,” Ramsey grimaced. She could hear the pain grating his voice. She nursed her hand on his chest “Stay down, don’t try to get up too fast.” He ached all over and swallowed more of his own blood. She knew  he feigned sarcasm because there was appreciation in the way he held her concerned glance with his. Vince and Jason also hurried to their supine friend’s side.

“Holy shit man, I can’t believe you just did that. You should have run,” Vince said. His voice was stricken with panic.

“Thank God PYRATE was there to save you.” Jason added reassuringly. ” That was quite the display of misplaced bravery. How you’re feeling?”

“Great, now can you guys stop bitching and help me up? It’s bad enough that I got smacked worthless by a big-ass tentacle,”

Vince and Jason carefully put their Ramsey’s arms around their shoulders and eased him up on his feet. He staggered before retaining any balance. Ramsey took another deep breathe. Fortunately, the density of his ViroSuit protected his body from any fractures at impact of his fall. His visual display from his helmet reported he was slowly regaining vitality and strength. He turned to the rest of the remaining squad. PYRATE the mech stood at attention. Ready to  protect his personnel at all costs. Hanson still had worry in her eyes but she started to relax knowing that everybody- well, everybody here was ok.

Vince started to pace uneasily, “Okay, it’s pretty clear this in and out mission just went to hell. We have to get back and report to the Conglomerate. Shit. I-I thought the Kyra couldn’t reach this Sector. Alura is classified as a non-threat Sector . How could something like this happen? We’re non-essential combatants for God’s sake!”

“None of this makes any sense, if Alura is an inhabitable planet, how come we just got attacked by this thing from the surface?” Jason pondered as well. Ramsey turned to Hanson, she looked over to her CONTECH as it projected images of the Kyra in scientific detail. With the wave of her fingertips, she highlighted a specific area of the alien’s anatomy on the holographic image. “As far as my studies show, Kyra are known to adapt to various environments. Though they’re primitive creatures, their respiratory system can store and reprocess oxygen for months. I have a bad feeling there are more of those things. Kyra tend to travel in packs.” She swiped the horrifying images away. As if she didn’t want to know anymore about the aliens.

“That still doesn’t explain how they got here Hanson,” Vince countered nervously.

“Well, I can’t explain that Vince, I really can’t.” Hanson shook her head with frustration.

Ramsey stood there unmoved by the uncertainty surrounding his team. He could see it in their eyes. The three of them gripped by a tremendous realization of something way beyond them. All that they had known to be sacred and safe- the comfort of space travel, the stability of work and the security of mental health was suddenly marred by the coming darkness. Despite being the youngest, Ramsey could see they were lost and misguided. He looked at Vince as a a distraught child that had lost his innocence. It was as if Vince had realized that a favorite bedtime story told by loving parents turned out to be a fabled lie once he grew up. Vince slumped over. The look of doom welling in his ocean colored eyes.

“I thought I’d never have to see those things,” He said half-whispering. “I heard the stories of what happened in Amet. A whole settlement of children, families and friends massacred. An ECOM platoon was deployed over there to respond but they never stood a chance. They were massacred. They had never fought anything like them. I thought that would never happen to us because we were here,” His head hanged over with despair. “Now, I had to see it kill my best friend like he was nothing,”

It hurt for Hanson to see Vince like this but she couldn’t explain why he looked so broken. For Ramsey,  his silent depression was worst than that of  violent winds racing in this haunting storm. Ramsey finally got tired of the dreariness and pulled out his rifle. “Nothing’s going to happen to us if we keep fighting. The Kyra are quick but if you just aim for their tentacles, it weakens them serverely. That’s what my friend back in the ECOM told me.” He hoisted his weapon in front him naturally as if he was a true ECOM soldier. His confidence was like an umbrella of assurance that fell on the others. He pulled out more Pyro-clips from his suit. “I know these are only spec’d for mining but our drill launchers are effective enough against those things. Just fuse the drill bits with  these clips. It will heat up the drills fast and we can use them as incendiary rounds- it packs more of a punch.”

“How did you manage that?” Jason asked. He was astonished at Ramsey’s resourcefulness but more confused by this sudden surge of leadership. Jason was the one used to being knowledgeable about such tech.

“After all the complaining and bitching at Mila, I decided to learn how to research and utilize Pyro for weaponization and ammo. Well, I kinda hacked the data from her CONTECH so I wouldn’t have to start from scratch. I wanted to learn how she created ECOM tech  and I couldn’t get over the fact that we were restricted to it. It just wasn’t fa-”

“Damn it! Ramsey, you can’t do that! We are-

“YES! non-essential combatants Vince! I know!  And we’ll be non-existent if we don’t find ways to survive. That’s what I’m trying to do. Somehow or some way. I knew we were never safe from those things but you all thought I was crazy and paranoid. Delusional for thinking that even though we were in ‘Non-Threat’ sectors and space, that we could possibly come under attack. Now here we are , trekking on a pisshole planet with our friend dead. Yeah, Vince, that about sounds really non-essential to me.”

“Ramsey, what you did is a Superior violation and I’d have to report you when we get back.” Jason said with calculating precision.

Ramsey scoffed. Frustrated beyond belief that all he could do was spurt maddening fits of laughter. He walked up to Jason now mocking him. “That is if we get back Jason! How are we going to survive if you don’t realize what the situation is here. Yes, I went behind my superior’s back. But are you telling me, you won’t mod your Gs-5 to have a fighting chance? You can go ahead and list all the procedures I’ve violated but that won’t stop them Jason. They are here.”

Hanson turned to Jason and Vince. She saw that the indignant and legal righteousness were suddenly wiped from their eyes and that no answers left their mouths. At first she stood there confused but was now motivated- not to represent one’s title and carry out  just a simple role but to make one’s own choice. Ramsey’s defiance had inspired her. She brushed by Vince and Jason and left them to their reproach.

“He’s right Jason. We have to do whatever it takes. The way I see it, we don’t have much of a choice,” She said standing by Ramsey’s side holding her own weapon with the infectious confidence he put in her. With the Pyro-clips she converted her mining tool into a weapon that would be her last stand. Ramsey then turned to Vince and Jason. His outstretched hand to them with the cartridges glowing in his palm. His silence pleading with them to take a stand, to make a decision. It was now or never.

“I guess we fight,” Jason said not with the defeat of losing a debate or argument but with enlightenment. He took the clips and loaded them into his rifle. Vince did the same.

“Okay, now that we’re all fired up. Remember!  Shoot them in the tentacles first,” Ramsey said to his new-found squad and he saw them nod their heads thankfully. Then there was static. Everyone’s CONTECH lit up and a voice gripped with urgerncy buzzed through their audio feed.

“COME IN TEAM! WE ARE PINNED DOWN HERE BY THE KYRA! CASSIDY IS DOWN! I REPEAT! CASSIDY IS DOWN! I NEED YOU TO DOUBLE BACK TO THE SHUTTLE ASAP! THIS MISSION IS ABORT! THEY ARE CLOSING IN FROM ALL ANGLES! I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN HOLD THEM OFF MU– ”  it was Commander Tyrus before he got cut off.  Even in the midst of alien screams and gun shots. He still sounded authoritative and in control but Ramsey didn’t wait a second longer. “C’mon!” He shouted urgently to the team. PYRATE the mech  followed.

They charged through the storm not wanting to lose another one of their own. Hanson was praying for Tyrus to hold on.

Despite the 3-0 scoreline Arsenal triumphed over a relentless defense of Bolton Wanderers. Two hard-earned goals from the prolific Robin Van Persie and a stunning finish from Alex Song brought  the Gunners three  points and a 12th place on the Premier League table.

Even though Bolton were without their main enforcer Gary Cahill, Arsenal had nothing to show for the first half. Notably, Bolton left-back Paul Robinson with the help of  Petrov, managed to foil runs from Theo Walcott. Meanwhile Zat Knight from Bolton put in crucial blocks to further frustrate the Gunners.

In fact, Arsenal were even fortunate not to go down one goal. In the third minute,  Bolton were given a free-kick with a dangerous ball floated into the Arsenal box. Wheater won a header and the ball broke  to Darren Pratley who launched a surprise volley but Arsenal goalkeeper Szczcesny pulled out another diving save for the cameras as he tipped the danger away.

Other Arsenal attacks followed with RVP shooting straight at Jaaskelainen. Walcott also looked sharp but flushed a shot wide after cutting in from the right during stoppage time of the first half. On the other end, Bolton were more on the defensive end with only Petrov  putting in dangerous balls from the wing that were not met by his teammates.

Despite Arsenal having 66 percent of possession, more shots and three corners, both teams would finish the first half goalless.

If Arsenal’s uninspiring first-half were an old car with worn out paint, dull colors and a broken down engine, then the second half would be that same old car that went on Xzibit’s Pimp My Ride and came out transformed into a thing of beauty.

There was nothing but flashes of brilliance, exquisite passes, SHOTS and goals from Arsenal! Thirty-three seconds into the second-half. Arsenal forward Gervinho was fouled but Aaron Ramsey took advantage and rushed with the ball and found RVP with a short pass into the 18-yard box. Despite pressure from a defender, RVP took the ball to a tight angle to squeeze in a shot that beat Jaaskenlainen for pace at the near post. 1-0 to the Arsenal.

From then on Arsenal never looked back and Bolton struggled to keep up. David Wheater’s red card in the 54th minute did not help either. Arsenal dominated as Jaaskenlainen was forced into a flurry of saves as a revived Arsenal kept mounting on the pressure. Even Laurent Koscielny got to try his luck with a well taken volley that stung the keeper’s hands. Soon, Bolton gave way-  Walcott accelerated on the right wing with blistering pace to curve in the assist for Arsenal’s second and RVP’s 100th goal. The Dutch forward skillfully guided Walcott’s low hit cross into the back of the net but gave all props to Walcott.

By the 74th minute Arsenal had taken 24 shots to Bolton’s two with RVP, Gervinho, Arteta and Walcott at the heart of excellent attacking moves. Alex Song was brought into the mix after Arsenal right-back Bacary Sagna found him with cut back pass in the opponent box. Song, a defensively solid player with an eye for goal made it three after he cleverly faked to his right to throw off Pratley and curl the ball past Jaas for some sweet icing on the cake in the 88th minute. Cheers erupted through out the stadium but none said anything louder than the grin on Arsene Wenger’s face.

After conceding 14 goals in five games and a disappointing loss to Blackburn Rovers, Arsenal fought hard for a well deserved victory to move up the table. Poor Bolton have only been able to manage 3 points out of six games and have conceded 16 times- Something Bolton Manager Owen Coyle will want to address soon. For the winners, this game was a much needed display of quality from the Gunners.

You’re right up in the hustle of work, knocking out hours and taking orders from the man. You are overworked but can’t move from your desk. What you need- is to relax. Plus there’s no harm indulging in a short time-waster before you move on to your next assignment. No, definitely not Facebook. That’s counterproductive, what’s not counterproductive is to Learn Something Everyday- a blog that posts educational and absurd fun-facts through hilarious cartoon sketches.You can impress your friends with by telling them that it takes 595 oranges to charge an iPhone or the glaring piece of  irony that Bill Gates used a Mac to design his house.

Rock stars are twice as likely to die prematurely

The creators simply known as Young from Manchester, England have been posting these fun gems since August 2009 but ended their run with a 2-year anniversary. It’s a shame I just found out about this blog recently and I’ve read up on all the facts available. On the plus side, fans can get new content by purchasing the complete Learn Something Everyday book at Amazon.

At one time Hugo Boss made uniforms for the Nazi's

 

 

 

There was absolutely no time for the crew to ask questions. To ask how this creature had surfaced on a non-threat sector of Alura. A threat that only harbored in far out Sectors for only ESSENTIAL COMBATANTS to have the trouble of dealing with. It was impossible but Ramsey had waited for this day. The day where his constant paranoia would be brought to light and vindicate his urges to fight. The fear rushed through him but it was also his instinct for survival.

Ramsey stepped in front of his friends, “Get back to the shuttle! I’ll handle this!” Jason, Hanson, and Vince didn’t need to be told twice.

While the rest ran for their lives. Ramsey kept staring at the creature with indignant hatred and he stood there waiting. The creature crept slowly at him with its two hind and clawed feet. It seemed to acknowledge his presence even with its blind eyes. It could only feel him.

The Kyra launched at him with with blistering pace. Its tentacles were ready to dismember him. One glided from the left and reached for his neck but Ramsey’s ViroSuit heightened the adrenaline pumping in him to ENGAGED. At that point and time, he became omniscient and unbelievably aware.  He saw the tentacle slowly coming for him. Too slow in fact. It was floating and suspended in time. His CONTECH-link gave him precious seconds and made the world revolve around him. He reached the back of his right shoulder for his GS-5 rifle. He heard his breath escaping him in one focused long draw. He felt his heart beating calmly in the midst of death. His aim completely unwavering as he looked through the sight of his weapon- waiting to strike down the enemy.

For Croc you son of a bitch!

 His finger pressed upon the trigger with determination, unleashing a two-round burst of ammunition burning at 500-degrees. Just seconds before the Kyra had him in its grasp, A double squirt of yellowish blood splashed in the air. The Kyra shook in a gut-bellowing howl that echoed through the storm. Ramsey felt a twisted sense of pleasure and triumph as he watched the monster twist and squirm in torment. The bullets had cut through one of its tentacles to a considerable and shortened length. It was spewing its blood uncontrollably like a fire-hose with too much pressure.

“Eat it! ya’ freak!” Ramsey taunted in a heavy grunt. He squeezed the trigger again. This time without thought, without conservation. It was as if his first and carefully placed shot was the final crack in the dam that  let all  the firepower burst through with rage and destruction. He sprayed in every possible direction of the monster. There was nothing but the mechanic whirring and rapid clinking of the barrel guiding him toward his enemy. Each shot brought him a step closer as the raging alien staggered helplessly in retreat. Its scaly skin melting and charred from the deposits of incendiary rounds.

Ramsey kept firing until the weapon overheated, clicked and then clicked some more. His rifle recommended that he reload.

“FUCK!”

He frantically reached for the right side of his chest. Trying to pull out a Pyro-fused clip to insert to the bottom handle of his weapon. He looked and saw the Kyra charging at him. Though it was weakened and desecrated with bleeding holes and molten lead, it persevered with its blind rage. Before Ramsey could equip another clip, it swatted him in uppercut fashion with one of its tentacles. He flew about seven feet in the air and crashed into the dirt with exerted force.

He landed on his back so hard, he could taste the iron in the blood that rose to the back of his mouth. A bludgeoning pain shot to his neck and his cranium. His helmet lost visual feed through static then brought into focus the tall monster ready to descend upon him and finish him off. Just as it was coming down. Ramsey awaited a horrible fate.

“PER-SONNEL in DAN-GER!” PYRATE’s towering shadow cast over Ramsey like shade protecting him. Before the Kyra could pounce on him, the robot caught it and raised the creature to its camera eyes and ripped into it with its pronged fingers. The monster tried to escape with its tentacles but PYRATE stuck its drill into its face. Pumping  more of the yellow and thick fluids from the monster. Ramsey watched his mech companion finally  hurl the lifeless monster to the ground.

“THREAT NEU-TRA-LIZED!” PYRATE confirmed. Ramsey lay still. Still breathing.

 

Less than three years ago, U.S. President Barack Obama drew up national plans to bring  U.S. troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan back home.

In a war that has threatened the rights of people in the Middle East and the safety of the Americans since the tragic day of 9/11, clashing promises have been made to fight the “War on Terror” and bring troops home.

Until December 2009, Obama fully asserted to withdraw over 180,000 soldiers servicing in Iraq & Afghanistan by 2014. Throughout his presidency, he has been following up with his plan but current Defense Secretary Leon Panetta advised and supported a plan that about 3000-4000 troops remain in Iraq- A figure which commanders say is not enough.

Regardless of numbers, any potential decision to let soldiers stay past the deadline may contradict the strong promise Obama made as president.

“”As a candidate for this office, I pledged I would end this war. As president, that is what I am doing. We have brought home more than 90,000 troops since I took office.” said in a weekly radio address back in August 2010.

As of now Obama has witdrawn troops to fewer than 50,000 now from more than 140,000 in January 2009 according to the New York Times but is now pressed to follow instructions from Panetta. The Secretary of Defense said such a plan was necessary due to rising car bombings  and violent Al-Qaeda attacks that have caused instability in Iraq. With the deadline for removal of troops in Iraq approaching the end of 2011, Obama will have to make a tough choice.

 ANALYSIS: Actually, this issue with troops  is a no-brainer. As of June 2011, the Pew Research Center for the People and the Press states a majority 56 percent of Americans say that US troops should be brought home as soon as possible, while 39 percent favor keeping troops in Afghanistan until the situation has stabilized. Well of course, a war that has been going on for almost eight years will have a negative impact on people and resources for any country involved.

With the 2012 Elections coming around, Obama is not the popular candidate this time around. Others are looking to challenge him vigorously. Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney says “Obama doesn’t have a clue.”  He also added his 59-point plan for the economy will create 11 million jobs.

If Obama wants to keep his bid for president, he has to start by sticking with his guns on crucial policies. As a president who feels strongly about the environment, I was disappointed with him after he decided to back down from Republican pressure and halt a planned increase in clean air standards

I also came accross a  survey from the Washington Post and ABC News stating approval ratings of Obama had fallen to 43 percent, while for the first time a majority of 53 percent disapproves. This is due mainly to his wishy-washy attitude on issues and the economic downturn regarding the debt ceiling, recession, and unemployment rate nearing 13 percent. In addition ABC also reported a shocking 77 percent of polled Americans feel the country is “heading in the wrong direction.”

No doubt, Obama is having a lot of crisis to deal with and is doing poorly as a president. He got a lot of things wrong with the economy plus the stimulus package had little impact. It created jobs but as not as much as people would like or need. Overall the economy was a gamble but one thing he can help is seeing out his promises. So falling back to the issue of  US troops- if Obama said he would have all troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan by 2014 without having any detrimental effects on the US or Middle East, he should see to it and tell Panetta to shut up.

The year is 2188. On another salvaging mission for Pyro in the system of the Sectors, Private Ramsey travels to Planet Alura with his engineering team under the Command of his Unit Leader Tyrus. Their quest for valuable resources serves as part of The Conglomerate’s movement to eliminate an invasive threat for the sanctity and peace for all of living kind.

“Planet Alura!” Hanson said with some enthusiasm. Ramsey couldn’t mistake the sudden bulge in her grey and almost pale eyes. Her sandy colored hair was pulled back in a ponytail as she inspected her rifle with her small yet rough hands.

“You excited? This is like one of the most dangerous planets we’ve ever been to. It’s kinda scary but it’s pretty far out so you don’t know what to expect. y’know? I think it’s cool.” Hanson finished smiling at him.

The young private didn’t say anything. He had just finished inserting his last clips of  Pyro-fused clips into his rifle. As usual, he was less than excited for this mission to God-forsaken Alura. A rock-laden planet with little scenery of vegetation and non-intelligent life-forms. It was deemed inhabitable because of poisonous gases with fatal effects. Dangerous cyanides emitted from the atmosphere and released unstable triple bonds of nitrogen and carbon. Exposure to these compound elements immediately attacked the nervous system, dried up the skin and twisted the respiratory system up like a towel. A painful way to go even compared to being ripped apart by the Kyra. So in perspective, Ramsey was definitely not excited.

“Whoa, you’re awfully quiet today. Anyway Jason and the rest of the team are at the bay. I’ll see you there.” Hanson said as she modeled away.

He looked at his weapon and secretly lamented over the limitedness of its capability. No sniper-range feature, not enough round bursts, complex reloading to the butt  instead of to the side of the breach and no Reflexor-aim sight mods. The GS-5 was the standard issue for the Conglomerate but was  upgraded with more combat-ready features and distributed Sector-wide to Conglomerate vessels with proper funding except the ship Ramsey served on. He complained to Mila several times for funding and better upgrades but to no avail, nothing ever changed.

For awhile, he was considering to submitting a transfer request to other ships to serve as an ESSENTIAL-COMBATANT but doing so would make him a traitor to his friends right?

“Sigh”

^^^

Hammer Shuttle V-908 whizzed and glided through the golden-smoke skies of Alura as its controlled flames propelled powerfully from the rear thrusters. The storm raged on as if it sensed an intruder into its abode, causing major turbulence. All seven crewmates were bolted down in two rows sitting opposite of  each other while they shook and bobbled in the hull of the small vessel. Ramsey wondered what was going on with each member of the crew. Hanson the surveyor seemed anxious, Jason the tech specialist sat prepared, The medic Cassidy looking up at the bulkhead praying for the ship to land safely, Field miners Vince and Crockett much like Ramsey himself had seen it all and done it all. Except they loved doing this shit over and over again. Finally, there was Commander Tyrus who stood tall at the vent hold with the broad shoulders of a bison with muscles attached to his neck. With a body like that, Ramsey wondered why he didn’t report for ESSENTIAL COMBATANT service. By God, he could even rip off a a man’s head with the size of those arms but more impressive was his voice which was full of authority.

“Okay Gentlemen!”  he bellowed. “You all know the drill. Engineering team’s getting ready to deploy to these co-ordinates after we hit 500 miles South East. Intel indicates we have pulsating deposits of Pyro so we are going to rape that bitch for all she’s worth with as much drones and equipment as possible. Make sure your suits are online and GS-5 is tapped to go. Target for today is 50,000 units of Pyro in as much time our VSes will give us. Remember, this planet’s got some hazardous shit going on here. So dying in this hellhole is not on today’s agenda! Am I clear?”

Everyone nodded.

“Wonderful!”

Hammer V-908 descended closer to a contoured hill that towered over rocky and sandy plains. V-908 finally hovered to a safe landing. The engines and navigational system controlled by ARA powered off.

“EN-GINES ON STAND-BY,” the software notified as Tyrus led his team out the splitting cargo doors into stormy-like desert of the yet uncharted planet. Conditions looked like they were getting worse as Ramsey surveyed his surroundings. Boulders, rocks and other forms of debris bending under the forces of the terrible storm pretty much summed up Alura, Ramsey thought. The golden flows of dust gusted swiftly in the air and almost impaired his vision. Alura was already starting to get on Ramsey’s nerve

“My feed looks grainy,” Jason’s slightly high voice complained over his audio transmitter.

“Yeah mine too!” Hanson said trying to shout over the harrowing winds.

“Suck it up team! Vision is down to 25 percent from our VUD so we have to work fast. Hanson, what have you got?”

Hanson reported promptly and brought up a visual interface through her CONTECH-link from her ViroSuit and displayed a 3D holographic map that represented the physical structure of Alura. Peppered across the map were glowing-red dots  that got brighter by the second.

“ARA suggests winds will increase at a speed of 120 mph. No indication that is gonna die down soon but my findings indicate Pyr0-rich resources are located nearby. I’ll set a waypoint. As you said sir, we’ll have to move quickly. This planet feels like it’s getting really ticked with us.”

“You heard her! Jason, get the mechanical drones ready for probing once it’s up and online! Vince, will accompany you while Ramsey and Crockett follow and head to said waypoint. Hanson you can head out with them too. Cassidy and I will set up a watch perimeter around the shuttle. Remember to keep in contact at all times. Now that we’ve got our assignments, Let’s get to work!”

“YES SIR!” The unit confirmed in loud unison except for Ramsey.

“We’re getting to work, I don’t know about you,” Ramsey mumbled.

“What was that?”

“Nothing! moving out!”

^^^

Jason with the help of Crockett threw out a square-shaped and metallic plate onto the ground. It weighed about three tons but they transported it with enough ease.

“Thanks Croc,”

“No probs,”

Jason then activated his CONTECH. Suddenly, assembled parts began to extend from the device as if it were shapeshifting into something.

Jason turned with a smug smile on his face as if he were letting his friends on a cool secret. “Mila and I were working on this for a while. Team, I’d like to introduce you to PYRATE.”

He looked up at the device towering 20 feet above. It whirred and hissed as steam sprayed out of the heavy extending rods. Mechanical cogs rotated and suddenly a robust mech stood with hind legs, a robust torso, elongated arms and four-pronged fingers meant for tearing and digging. Much like the crew’s ViroSuits, PYRATE lit up in a neon-blue. Syncing up with its human compatriots.

“PY-RATE ON-LINE!” ARA indicated. Ramsey stared at the drone in amazement. The team never had this sort of equipment before. He turned to Jason.

“Whoa! since when?” Vince asked in amazement.

“Mila designed this. She figured a drone would help us salvage more resources effectively. I mean we still have to collect deposits but it will break down anything that gets in the way like huge boulders or other indestructible debris. In short, it’s a kick-ass giant robot that will protect us from anything”

“Okay, can we get moving now? This wind is really starting to mess with my vision plus I don’t like the idea of breathing in poisonous gases once our air supply runs out,” Hanson said with aggravation.

“Relax, you know this is an in and out procedure, We’ll be back on the Hammer before you can say Pyro.”

“AC-QUIRING TAR-GET!” PYRATE began to noisingly tread the ground while whirring and shifting its bulky weight from side to side. The rest of the team followed behind.

^^^

Ramsey couldn’t wait to get out of here but he felt a sense of security with PYRATE the team through a merciless storm of dirt and poisonous gases. He liked to watch the machine  smash through boulders and stoned walls while they followed from a safe distance. It added a new dynamic to these boring missions and he was even beginning to consider the machine as part of the crew.

“Damn, this thing is tearing through those rocks like paper. It’s pretty much doing our job for us. Why don’t we just build more of these to tap up all this shit.” Crockett said.

“What, and become document-pushing jocks who sit behind desks all day? I don’t think so. It’s bad enough we’re non-essential combatants.” Ramsey retorted.

“Shit, relax will ya? I’m just saying if we utilized more of these things, our work could be a lot more safer instead of operating on pissholes like this God- forsaken planet,”

“C’mon Crockett, that’s why we’re field engineers If you’re scared shitless of the risks, why’d you take the job?” Ramsey said.

Crockett scoffed, “Then what you are doing here Ramsey? I’m not the one constantly looking to become some meathead ECOM-  Dying to get some action fighting those damned aliens. They’re not even in our sector. Our work is safe from that kind of threat. Besides, If you’re so sick of salvaging why don’t you hand in a positional request?” He looked at Ramsey with a certain righteousness, hoping to crush his obsession with paranoia.

“That’s enough you two! We’re here now let’s setup and get these damn deposits so we can get outta here, ‘kay?” Jason interrupted.

Soon, the crew stood around humongous rocks about the size of Lady Liberty’s head.

“Oh my God, My data readings are flying insanely off the chart, there’s so much Pyro here, we’d have an infinite amount of firepower to back up The Conglomerate,” Hanson said with her eyes ogling with amazement.

“Plus Pyro usually ticks at a constant frequency but my survey scanner shows its ions are fluctuating at an unstable rate.” Hanson continued.

“Is that good?” Ramsey asked

“I can’t tell, I’ve never seen it read like this. It could be the combination of cyanides in the atmosphere has some weird kind effect on it,”

“But is it safe to mine Hanson?” Ramsey kept asking.

“Well according to my CONTECH, everything checks out, it’s just at a state my usual studies haven’t picked up before,” Hanson assured.

The colossal rocks contained an inner glowing of red hot ambiance. Even with their ViroSuits, they could still feel the power of Pyro emitting with attraction. The gassy substance that burned at 500 degrees Celsius was  ready to burst from its hardened and outer core. “It’s beautiful ain’t it?” Jason asked rhetorically. He then focused his attention to PYRATE and at the swipe of  his CONTECH-link “Okay big boy, do your thing!”

Whirrrrrrrr-hssssssssss. The 20-foot mech extended its mechanical arms. It’s pronged fingers ripped through and the middle of its “palm”  opened up to extend a drill that surged powerfully into the rock. Soon a scarlet-colored gas erupted skyward. It began to form mushroom-size clouds like that of an after-explosion of an atomic bomb. Ramsey’s dark brown eyes looked up. Pyro stood tall like a volcano that could engulf them. Without the protection of their VSes, the massive radiance of the precious gas would melt them to a bloody mess.

“Alright people let’s fill up!” Vince ordered.

Crockett, Ramsey and Vince equipped their GS-5 rifles and aimed at the open crater in the huge rock. “Acquiring,” Ramsey lazily reported. With the tap of a trigger, Ramsey launched a small triangular alloy plate into the rock. The device lit up simultaneously with Ramsey’s CONTECH. The back of his left shoulder of his ViroSuit faded to the hue of Pyro. He then lifted his tech-fused hand and pulled out the plate as if he were using the force. Soon Ramsey’s lazy demeanor transformed into diligent focus and concentration. He carefully floated the the triangular alloy on the ground and waved his his tech-activated wrist over it. Soon the alloy formed into a cone with harvested and burning Pyro. It looked like an over-sized and futuristic lava-lamp. Crockett and Vince already had their Pyro capsules in front them.

They repeated the same process over again until they had an abundant supply. 3 medium tanks completely filled with Pyro per Ramsey, Vince and Crockett.

“That’s it boys. I’m tapped out. Go no Pyro launchers left. Jason get PYRATE ready to store these,” Vince said lifting up his GS-5

“Got it,” his left wrist lit up to signal the towering AI. PYRATE dutifully walked up to the deposits and collected them with his robot arms. The machine opened up its torso to store the valuable resources. Mechanical workings, cogs and wires made way to carefully compact the cones into its structure.

Ramsey’s eyes started to get heavy even under the comfort of his helmet. For him, the dullness of this process ate away at him. He started thinking about precious sleep at his quarters.

“Let’s hurry this up guys, the storm is really starting to kick up,” his VUD was displaying 55% decrease in visibility. Soon the team felt shaking beneath their feet. The planet crying out in complaint of man’s presence and all the natural restlessness that ensued.

The whole team’s CONTECHs then synced up. In an instant, Tyrus’s holo-image, the size of a mug-shot frame pixelated through. His voice was completely marred by static and break-ups: “Team, I  -eed you guys to haul (schhh) ass back to the sh-shu–ttl-, this p-aaaaa-arrt of the planet’s defi-nnnitely coming un (schhhhh) stable.”

“Commander, communications are breaking up. Readings aren’t picking anything like an earthquake. Just minor tremors but that’s highly unnatural. Alura has tetonic plates that are virtually indestructible or incapable of shifting!” Hanson shouted.

“Well, I’d take that as a cue to start moving guys,” Crockett called out but before he could take another step. Something long shot out of the ground and gripped the middle of his spinal cord.

It ripped through his suit with effortless and cruel ease. He was suspended in the air, hanging as if he were pending final punishment. He could not only see sparks and blood pouring out of his abdomen, he could also see the horror in his friends’ eyes. The disappointment of knowing that he was instant prey paralyzed him. Even among his colleagues he was tragically helpless. The tentacle studded with sharp and pointed thorns impaled and tore through him.  His bloodied mouth tried to gasp for a final breath of air.  A feeble attempt to take his mind off the suffering but his last words came as a final sacrifice that begged his friends to run before he was snapped in two.

The tentacle disposed of the fallen Crockett like two useless twigs into the ground. His defiled remains smashed right in the ground became a sign of its utter disrespect and malice. The tentacle then ripped itself a part but spread into six similar organic contraptions of death. It was ready to dawn the same fate upon the rest of the crew. Hanson shook uncontrollably but her will wouldn’t let her wail out in fear- Not until a scaly two-legged creature with the same tentacles on its back emerged.

Ramsey’s eyes widened, not with shock or fear but with immediate recognition. He recognized the indiscriminate anger that smeared its face, the uncontrollable desire to consume in its dilated and black-spread pupils. The utter madness to destroy with its salivating and numerous fangs. The horrifying curse sprawling from its back that had already ended one’s life. Ramsey’s eyes focused on it with intensity trying to find the words, Not the words “how” or “why” but the conviction: “I knew it”

I knew the Kyra would come.